suraju my freind

While I was busy studying my Current Affairs, Standard Living, Mathematics and English language during my Primary School days; Suraju my friend opted out of school.

During my Junior Secondary School period studying Simultaneous and quadratic equations, Suraju was learning the act of Bricks layering.

By the time I was preparing for my Senior Secondary School Leaving Certificate Examinations, Suraju became a master at the Brick layering profession. Before i finished my first Degree, Suraju completed his first Mansion.

Now I have one fiancee while Suraju is blessed with 3 wives and 7kids. Unlike Suraju, I can speak foreign language but He controls foreign currencies better.

Just last week, Suraju my friend invited me for a business talk; he wish to venture into Agriculture (having invested much into real estate) sector. Out of envying, i billed him a little bit higher than normal; but he said to me that for friendship sake, he will add 20% to my bill. I was shocked!

Why should I invest so much into something that may never bring me fame and fortune? In my country, a researcher get no money for research but a performing musician received cars gift on wedding ceremony. Football players are more honored than inventors.

Welcome to Nigeria, where your hardwork at studies may never get you anywhere. 

Suraju my friend, i envy you.

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Baby born withRosary? Choi! They’vestarted again o! :-)

Culled this story from
Sunday Sun. And no, I don’t
believe this either. But read
and make your own
conclusions.
Barely three months
after the reported birth
of a baby with a mini-
Quran in Mushin area of
Lagos State, another
oddity has occurred in
Sagamu, Ogun State as a
woman was said to
have delivered a baby
boy with an Islamic
rosary, otherwise
known as Tesbeu.
Investigation by Sunday
Sun revealed that the
boy was delivered on
Tuesday at Rotoluwa
Maternity Home along
Aiyepe Road at about
11.45pm.
Mrs. Gbemisola Hamsat,
a 35-year-old mother of
five, was said to have
been delivered of the
baby and the rosary.
Expectedly, the strange
delivery has turned their 2,
Odujoko Street, off Prison
Road, residence into a Mecca
of sorts as people thronged
the area to confirm the tale.
The Matron of the Maternity
Home, Mrs. Sarah Olurotimi
Oloyede, a traditional birth
attendant, confirmed that
she took the delivery of the
somewhat strange child.
Oloyede’s words: “I heard a
sound of something
dropping into the bed pan
before the placenta came
out.
“It sounded as if it was an
iron or something with
weight that dropped on it
and when I checked it
closely, I saw a rosary
covered with thick blood.”
Mrs Oloyede said that when
she took the rosary by the
‘tail’ to examine it properly,
all the clotted blood on it fell
off, leaving the shinning
rosary.
A Christian, Oloyede said that
she immediately invited her
husband and some Muslim
clerics in the area to come
and behold the strange birth
by her Christian patient.
According to her, the shout
of “Allahu Akbar” (God is
Great) rented the air as
hundreds of people trooped
in to behold what happened.
According to her, the rosary
was not around the neck of
the boy when he was
delivered by her mother.
She explained that the birth
of the boy was miraculous
and mysterious because a
patient who was on the
hospital bed for over four
days and was unable to walk
and eat, immediately got up
and walked, demanding for
food, which she ate on
hearing the cry of the new
baby.
Oloyede said the boy held on
to the rosary and did not
allow anyone to remove it
from him despite the fact
that he was yet to open his
eyes.
The baby’s mother said she
is a Christian while her
husband is a Muslim and
expressed surprise at the
development.
Father of the baby, 45-year-
old Mr. Idris Hamsat, said the
wonderful delivery of his son
helped to confirm his faith in
Allah, adding: “Allah is
indeed righteous and good.”
Chief Imam of Remoland,
Alhaji Anofi Adeyemi
Allinson, who doubles as the
Ogun State President of
League of Imams and
Alphas, likened the wonder
birth to the visit of Prophet
Musa to Medina where Allah
sent his light to herald his
visit.
Allinson said: “Almighty Allah
is sending us signals and
message, which we must all
understand.
“First, it was about a baby
born with a miniature of the
Holy Quran and now a baby
boy with Tesbeu.”
The Divisional Police Officer
(DPO) for Sagamu Area, Mr.
Wale Lawal, was said to have
led his officers and men to
behold the mystery baby
while prominent indigenes
ofRemo town were said to
have also visited the hospital.
In his reaction, the Chief
Medical Director of Ogun
State General Hospital, Ijebu
Ode, Dr. Wellington
Ogunsanya, said there was
no biological link of the story
with the normal conception
and baby delivery by a
woman.
According to Ogunsanya:
“Such claim could only be
possible with the help of a
third party who might have
implanted the rosary into the
woman while she was
unaware.”
He said that such claims
might be due to some
women who inserted Intra-
Uterine Device (IUD) through
their vaginas into the uterus,
adding that this may not
necessarily disturb the
growth of the baby.
Dr. Ogunsanya noted that in
such cases, it was possible
for the baby, during delivery,
to hold on to or bring such
an object out of the woman.
The CMD said that the case of
a boy and a rosary being
born by a woman had no
correlation medically.
Culled From Sunday Sun
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Anonymous
September 3, 2012
12:42 AM
Allahu Akbar.
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
12:49 AM
“Expectedly, the
strange delivery has
turned their 2,
Odujoko Street, off
Prison Road,
residence into a
Mecca of sorts as
people thronged the
area to confirm the
tale.”
1. Illiteracy
2. Poverty
3. Joblessness
all three combined =
gullible nigerians.
very soon, babies will
start coming out with
PhD cerificates. no be
naija?
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
12:53 AM
Lwtmb laff wan tear
my belle ooooooo
Reply
Ndidi
Obaah September 3,
2012 1:11 AM
Na wa ooooo…….l
don’t believe this at
all. From Quran to
rosary
Reply
Ndidi
Obaah September 3,
2012 1:11 AM
Na wa ooooo…….l
don’t believe this at
all. From Quran to
rosary
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
1:17 AM
The next Baby to b
born ll soon b wt 666
mark. Nawaoo
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
1:56 AM
O ga o!….. It is well
sha.
Reply
Esther September 3,
2012 2:17 AM
Aunty Linda na wa!
Meanwhile your
makeup was fab 4ur
interview. Luv wat
you do.
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
2:30 AM
Abegi! The Quran
story was somewhat
believable because
the Quran was tiny
and I’ve never seen
one that small! But
THIS is just a ploy! Is
it because the other
baby got 1million
naira and a school
fund up to university
level??? Please, these
mothers should stop
using their babies
innocence to embezel
governments money!
Look at the size of
that rosary!
– Chichi
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
3:00 AM
So fake a story. First
rosary is an idol. God
is seeking for people
to worship in spirit
and in truth not with
symbols of rosaries
and crosses. This
story was in Sunday
Sun so need I say
more….a paper with
poor journalism.
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
3:36 AM
Baby born wt flower
or blackberry nko? I
was not thr, so
what’s my bizz? I
can’t see any blood
on it, abi dem don
wash am? Lwkmd!!!!
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
3:59 AM
Ds incident happened
on d 25th of august
and it happened in
my friend’s area in
sagamu. She actually
saw d baby. But only
God knws d truth cos
its possible they put d
rosary dr in order to
get cheap
popularity.g
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
4:04 AM
Can the beads and
fiber used to make
the rosary be
investigated closely
so we know where it
was made or sold. As
a med personnel, i
once saw a woman
have an object
sticking out of her
vagina,she didnt
know how it got
there and i sort of
believe her. Putting
objects into the
uterus is not a new
development as IUCDs
are also placed
carefully in the uterus.
Reply
john
jonny September 3,
2012 4:52 AM
na lie joor..i dnt
believe
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
5:08 AM
First she says she
heard the sound of
something metallic
fall into the bedpan.
Then she says the
baby was holding the
rosary and refused to
let anyone take it. So,
which of these two
incidents happened
first. If the former,
who then placed the
rosary in the baby’s
hand? If the latter, at
what point did he let
go of the rosary such
that it fell into the
bedpan? This story is
so fake. Yet another
example of how
religion has screwed
us up as a people. For
the record, God does
not manufacture
rosaries. Man does.
Makes me wonder
where precisely “God”
bought the rosary
from before handing
it to the baby in
utero. Things that
make you go hmmm!
Reply
herrik September 3,
2012 5:24 AM
This isn’t true.I’m
sorry †Φ say this.I do
concor with what the
Dr. Said.Nigerians
should stop cheap
publicity thereby
defaming the name
of God.#Gbam
Reply
miel September 3,
2012 5:25 AM
Allahu Akbar, God is
truely awsome. U dnt
have to blive thiss
linda no one is
forcing u. I’m so
happy I’m a muslim
tho.
Reply
angel September 3,
2012 5:29 AM
Haba! Na only for nija
u go dey hear al these
ntori.my people we
dey too much.linda i
take God name beg u
post my comment
Reply
ogie omo-
irefo September 3,
2012 5:39 AM
…Only in Nigeria!!!!
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
6:02 AM
I dont know which
one to believe,if there
was a rossary all the
while how come it
wasnt seen during
the scanning
process,i doubt some
of these things,i
believe some people
can be mischevious
sometimes,hjust like
the Doctor said
too,doubts it
Reply
Frances
DiariesSeptember 3,
2012 6:11 AM
Lin lin ,I honestly
don’t know why our
people keep doing
this, it doesn’t matter
what babies are born
with, it is
righteousness that
exalteth a nation. Its
high time Nigerians
put a stop to all this.
http://www.frances-
diaries.blogspot.com
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
6:16 AM
Hey Linda, in as much
i appreciate you a
great deal, i dont
think you should have
come out outrightly
to say your opinion
on this. U are a celeb
and you should know
btter this is a very
sensitive issue.
Reply
Jojo September 3,
2012 6:48 AM
So this time it’s a
muslim that gave
birth to thi sbaby abi?
LMFAO. But why blood
no dey dey all these
items the babies
bring out? Oh lemme
guess, the nurses
clean the items when
cleaning th ebaby too
right? And the items
can’t come off those
tinnie winnie hands
right???
Reply
Jojo September 3,
2012 6:51 AM
Oh! Just read the full
story. The clotted blod
fell off, KPAM, onto the
bed pan… I still don’t
believe it anyways.
Not everyone that
calls Jesus will enter
heaven.
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
6:51 AM
Lmao,y r these pipu
so desperate
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
6:55 AM
Akuko na egwu, otiii!!
Oyoo!!!, anyi n’ anu…
Piston…
Reply
shenel O September
3, 2012 7:10 AM
Seriously Linda, they
have indeed started
Again. How come
when all these babies
are born with those
‘objects’, their
pictures are not taken
immediately. Bt when
they have been
cleaned,u see pictures
of the objects
strategically placed.
And to make it more
annoying, u hear ppl
that should know
better,believing these
tales. We are so
gullible when it
comes to religion in
Naija. That’s why
thieving pastors and
Imams are on the the
increase
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
7:24 AM
*hands up* oloun
Surprised
*Photo Model said it*
Reply
sandra ijeme
dickson September 3,
2012 7:24 AM
Me dey laugh 4 here
ooo..I know naija
people wil turn it into
anoda tin..lord ve
mercy on us
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
7:29 AM
Naija and religion.
This is concorted.
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
7:33 AM
Chai dem don start
again o! Na only
Muslim own dey
happen? Christians
nko? #justsaying#
Reply
Yinka Id September
3, 2012 7:33 AM
Attention seekers
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
7:35 AM
God is great!
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
7:36 AM
God is great!
Reply
tuto September 3,
2012 7:39 AM
Speechless…
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
7:45 AM
Hapi 2 comment
1st…Wat a shockin
story…I believe de
baby ws born 4 a
purpose!
Reply
dizi September 3,
2012 7:47 AM
Tank u to dat
doctor..dis muslim ppl
wan bgn do tr own
miracles o..dem don
tire to watch pastor
chr..,so nw dem one
begin use 9ja men
head to convert all of
us to islam.till d bby
come out wit moni
for en hand dats wen
we go bliv o,5k note
o
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
7:51 AM
This is super story.
The story is disjointed
in a lot of ways, the
midwife claimed the
rosary dropped into
the pan before the
placenta came out,
later they are saying
that the baby
clenched his fist on it
and didnt allow
anyone to remove it.
The people who
concocted this story
will do better as
indian movie actors.
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
7:54 AM
Hmmmmm! They’ve
started with their
mystery births. First
they said the rosary
fell before the
placenta then they
said d baby clutched
it in his palms. Bikonu
how did d baby take
the rosary again?
Madam midwife ur
words r contradicting
demselves.how much
were u paid 2 give
false birth account?
Onyi ara
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
8:04 AM
Wat a world,things re
no longer the
same.GOD I BELIEVE IN
U
Reply
Kim September 3,
2012 8:05 AM
Its a Tesbeu like you
called it, not a rosary.
Its only we catholics
that call ours rosary!
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
8:20 AM
Nt impres wit dis
lies…
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
8:21 AM
Na wah o Linda,
which one we go
believe now from this
2 contradictory
statements,“I heard a
sound of something
dropping into the
bed pan before the
placenta came out.
“It sounded as if it
was an iron or
something with
weight that dropped
on it and when I
checked it closely, I
saw a rosary covered
with thick blood.
”Oloyede said the boy
held on to the rosary
and did not allow
anyone to remove it
from him despite the
fact that he was yet
to open his eyes.
Naija I hail O!
Reply
Anonymous
September 3, 2012
8:24 AM
Hmmmm,I always
laugh knowingly at
the dubious antics of
this people of a
religion hell-bent at
manipulating the
world to accept the
‘authenticity’ of their
religion.
Let him who has a
brain ignore their
shenanegan. They
always,from time
immemorial seek to
gain prominence by
striving to subplant
xtianity by all means
at their disposal!

NBC bans Wande Coal’s ‘Go Low’video ›

National Broadcasting
Commission (NBC) over the
weekend banned Wande
Coal’s Go Low video for
showing too much ‘Nudity’.
But fortunately for people
who love the video, the ban
is restricted to local TV
stations. Channel O, Trace,
MTV Base, Sound City etc will
continue to play the video.

Patience Jonathan hospitalized inGermany? ›

That’s what Saharareporters
is reporting. See it below…
Nigeria’s First Lady, Mrs.
Patience Jonathan, has
been in a hospital in
Germany in the last four
days, Abuja State House
sources have told
SaharaReporters,
undergoing treatment
for food poisoning.
The sources say Mrs.
Jonathan, who is also a
Permanent Secretary in
the Bayelsa State civil
service, was airlifted to
the hospital by an air
ambulance in midweek
under emergency
medical conditions.
Presidency sources stated
that the emergency airlift
departed for Wisbanden,
Germany, but it is not clear if
her treatment was being
undertaken in that city. They
said she was only able to
speak earlier today, four
days after her arrival,
because the illness had been
so severe that she lost her
voice.
Our sources could not say
when she will return to the
country. Nigeria’s political
leaders and their families
routinely seek expensive
medical attention abroad, an
irony occasioned by their
failure to develop the same
facilities at home. In the
past few years, two former
First Ladies have died on
foreign hospital beds.
Source: Sahara Reporters

D’banj Opens forBritish Singer Rita Orain the UK

The Koko Master on
Thursday August 30th gave
yet another stunning
performance at the opening
leg of Rita Ora ’s first UK tour
at The Scala in Kings Cross,
London to a sold out crowd.
21 year old British singer,
Rita Ora, who was
performing at her first
headline concert, could not
contain her excitement at
D’banj’s performance. She
tweeted “D’banj is killing
it!!!! Guy’s I’m coming. I can’t
wait to see all your faces!!!
D’banj, is currently enjoying
an immensely successful
international career and is
billed to also tour the UK and
US in the coming weeks.

Teju Babyface’sbachelor’s partyholds tonight

The popular comedian and
TV host is getting married
today; Thursday August
30th for the traditional
wedding and Saturday
September 1st for the white
wedding.
His Bach Eve was held yesterdy night
at Basketmouth’s emBARssy
Bar and Lounge located on
University Rd, Akoka.

Headies 2012 Nominees list

ALBUM OF THE YEAR
Best album (solo or group) in
year under review, that
meets judges’ requirements
of excellence (in every
realms: songwriting,
production, rendition and
promotion) and acceptability
(sales, popularity).
http://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=h0d9QI4zsXY#
Everybody Loves Ice Prince –
Ice Prince
The Invasion – P-Square
Superstar – Wizkid
Super C Season – Naeto C
ARTIST OF THE YEAR
Most critically and
commercially adjudged
artiste in the year under
review Overall most
successful artiste for the year
under review.
P-Square
Wizkid
Ice Prince
Naeto C
D’Banj
SONG OF THE YEAR
Most popular song from an
album in year under review.
Decided by voting
Chop My Money – P-Square ft.
Akon & May-D
Dami Duro – Davido
Oliver Twist – D’Banj
Gaga Crazy – Chuddy K
Kukere – Iyanya
RECORDING OF THE YEAR
Best single recording (on-air
only or released) by artiste or
group in year under review.
Originality and production
very essential
Stupid Song – Bez
Private Trips – Wande Coal
Ara – Brymo
I Love You – Praiz
PRODUCER OF THE YEAR
The individual responsible
for producing the most
acclaimed songs/album in
the year under review. His CV
for the year includes top-
notch tracks and production
credits no one can fault.
Cobhams – Stupid Song (Bez)
Tee-Y Mix – Super C Season
( Naeto C)
Shizzy – Dami Duro (Davido)
J Sleek – Private Trips (Wande
Coal)
Jesse Jags – E.L.I (Ice Prince)
BEST MUSIC VIDEO (AWARD
GOES TO DIRECTOR)
Best conceptualised, best
edited, best picture, best
directed and most exciting
video in year under review
as voted by fans and decided
by the jury.
5 & 6 (Naeto C) – Clarence
Peters
Chop My Money Remix (P-
Square) – Jude Okoye
Ara (Brymo) – Ajeh
Kosorombe (Dipp ft. Da Grin)
– Mex
BEST R ‘N’ B SINGLE
Best R&B single in year
under review (by single
individual or group)
Private Trips –
[color=] Wande Coal[/color]
Stupid Song – Bez
Nawti – Olu Maintain
Soundtrack – May D
Love Me (3X) – Tiwa Savage
BEST POP SINGLE
Best pop single in year under
review (by single individual
or group)
Dami Duro – Davido
Oliver Twist – D’Banj
Gaga Crazy – Chuddy K
Chop My Money – P-Square
Kukere – Iyanya
BEST R ‘N’ B/ POP ALBUM
Best R&B or pop album in
year under review (by single
individual or group)
Superstar – [color=]Wizkid[/
color]
Super Sun – Bez
Versus – 9ice
The Invasion – P-Square
BEST RAP SINGLE
Best single released on-air
recording of a rap song
Too Much Money – Iceberg
Slim
Shutdown – Phyno
Angeli – Vector ft. 9ice
Oh My Gosh – Yung6ix
Young Erikina – Olamide
BEST RAP ALBUM
Best album by a rap artiste
or group in year under
review
E.L.I – Ice Prince
The Dreamer Project – Show
Dem Camp
Rapsodi – Olamide
Super C Season – Naeto C
LYRICIST ON THE ROLL
Rap Artist with best lyrical
depth and performance on a
single song or album
Vector – Angeli
Yung6ix – Oh My Gosh
Iceberg Slim – Too Much
Money
Phyno – Shutdown
Erigga – Mo Street Gan
BEST COLLABO
Best R&B, Pop or hip hop
collaborative track (including
cameos) in year under
review
Chop My Money (Remix) – P-
Square Ft. Akon & May-D
Angeli – Vector Ft. 9ice
Carolina – Sauce Kid Ft.
Davido
Stupid Song – Bez Ft. Praiz
Orobo – Sound Sultan Ft.
Excel & Flavour
BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE
(MALE)
Single male artiste with most
outstanding vocal
performance on a single
song or album
Wande Coal – Private trips
Banky W – Low Key
Praiz – I Love You
Brymo – Ara
Bez – Stupid Song
BEST VOCAL PERFORMANCE
(FEMALE)
Single female act with most
outstanding vocal
performance on a single
song or album
Tiwa Savage – Love Me, Love,
Love Me
Chidinma – Kedike
Ijeoma – Oloomi
Waje – Na The Way
AFRICAN ARTIST OF THE
YEAR
Non Nigerian category
Sarkodie (Ghana) – Azonto
Camp Mulla (Kenya) – Feel No
Pain
D-Black (Ghana) – Get On The
Dancefloor
Zahara (South Africa) –
Loliwe
BEST STREET HOP
The most popular street-hop
single in year under review
Kako Bi Chicken – Reminisce
Gaga Crazy – Chuddy K
Akpako – Terry G
Roll – Rayce
Mo Street Gan – Erigga
NEXT RATED
Most promising upcoming
officially unreleased act in
the year under review
Davido
Eva (Alordia)
Praiz
Chuddy K
HIP HOP WORLD
REVELATION OF THE YEAR
Best New artiste in the year
under review
Wizkid
Ice Prince
Bez
Timi Dakolo
Olamide
HEADIES HALL OF FAME
Special recognition for
excellence and outstanding
impact to the entertainment
industry.

Spanish mag putsMichelle Obama’shead on a portrait oftopless slave

Spanish magazine,
Magazine de Fuera de Serie
placed Michelle Obama’s
head in a 1800 portrait of a
slave with an exposed
breast, with an article that
says – ‘Michelle
Granddaughter of a Slave,
Lady of America’. Both Mrs
Obama’s great-great
grandfather and great-great-
great grandmother were
slaves.
What do you think of this?
Offensive? Racist? Artistic?

Minister of Power,Bart Nnaji, Resigns

They didn’t say why he
resigned, just that President
Jonathan has accepted his
resignation and wishes him
well.
A statement from the
Presidency below
“President Goodluck
Ebele Jonathan has
accepted the
resignation with
immediate effect of the
Minister of Power, Prof.
Barth Nnaji. President
Jonathan thanks Prof.
Nnaji for his services to
the nation under the
present administration
and wishes him well in
his future endeavours.”

on a ligther mood..

Found this on my facebook wall now and couldnt resist sharing it….
HOME INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: FATHER
TO: ALL DEPENDANTS AND
RELATIVES
CC: MOTHER
SUBJECT: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/
COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR
URGENT ATTENTION
Due to the current economic
situation, all domestic rules and
regulations have been revised as
below and under no circumstance
is any violation going to be
accepted.
1. The Kitchen and all pantries are
declared Restricted Zones. Entry
and/or passage shall
requireexpress permission from
myself upon submission of written
request.
2. Breakfast is banned. This matter
cannot be discussed!
3..Such food items as rice, chicken,
butter, jam, eggs, bread and milk
are Restricted. Anyone intending to
eat any of such food stuffsmust
write to me in triplicate, with three
days notice, giving justifications
backed by a qualified dietician
reportas supportive
documentation.
4. Watering with hoses is banned.
Further, only food-giving plants
shall be watered. No lawns or
flowers shall receive water. For
internal decoration, only plastic
and dry-flower arrangements shall
be permitted.
5. Bathing in the morning is limited
to 5 litres of water per day per
person while bathing in the
evening is banned unless there are
medical reasons. In the same note,
toilet flushing has beenset for only
three times a day; in the morning
after waking up, in the afternoon
after lunch and in the evening after
dinner. Flushing outside those
times shall lead to penalization of
going to the house toilet for the
next 24hrs
6. All security lights should be
removed with immediate effect. All
dependants shall abide by an all-
night guard-duty roster I shall
make available shortly.
7. No dependant shall entertain
friends indoors, farless attempt to
offer food, drinks or even music.
Those who want their guests to
listen to music shall sing for them.
8. No one is allowed to talk to
officials from police, Council or
Court Bailiffs; doing so shall carry
an instantaneous penalty of
ejection from The House.
9. Anybody who breaks a glass,
furniture or any other property in
The House, shall immediately have
to seek temporary employment
somewhere to earn money to
replace such broken item(s).
10. All visitors intending to spend a
night/week or more shall apply in
triplicate and give two months
notice, with an endorsement from
their town Mayor, Village Head
manor Church Priest, giving
convincing reasons why they can’t
stay at their homes.
Failure to do
this shall resultin their being
turned away, at the gate, upon
arrival.
Hard Regards
Your Father.